First of all,I want to stress that this is an ANTI-AH LIAN site.
Bitch all you want because I dont bother
If you see a photo that looks like you,DO go around screwing this site and go like "OI!!!!!TAT FOTO MINE DE WORRR!!!!!".It will only give this site free publicity and I would love to see an AH LIAN whine.
AH LIANS are an evil species of mutated homo sapiens,with smaller brains and an IQ level which rarely breaches the 90 mark of a normal human.Most of them are not born with such a condition.According to my statistics and years of painstaking research,97% of AH LIANS are influenced and had their minds and medulla oblongatas tampered with at the age of 12.Once exposed to Hong Kong,Taiwan,Japan and Korean culture,AH LIANS will automatically absorb any information and their brain cells break down.After 48 hours,AH LIANS will suffer from ASS aka AhLian Sasa Syndrome.
The AH LIANS will start speaking in foreign languages such as "Kawaii" or "Hentaii".The AH LIANS will then go into fits of rage for around 5 minutes,then start acting cute and start a Friendster account.The next thing is to do to be an AH LIAN is to hook yourself up with kinky clothes like suspenders,striped tops,mini skirts,hotpants,leggings,fake eyelashes,eyeliner,earrings and a must have,colorful bikini bras that has straps that need to be tied around the neck.
AH LIANS take lots of photos of themselves and go to Glittergraphics and sprinkle virtual disco dust all over their photos and put little "tiaras" on their heads.They tend to make themselves look fairer with Photoshop and change their eye color.The next step is to get a fringe or bang that is cut perfectly straight like in the photo and bleach your hair and get it straightened.
If you have all the characteristics,you are officially a full-fledged AH LIAN,an elite member of the society.The next step is to pose like one.
1.Lick my pussy pose
2."Kiss my cock" lips
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HOW TO TALK LIKE AN AH LIAN
AH LIAN vernacular
example
Cute=CUTE CUTE DE/KIUK KIUK ONE
Pretty=KaW@ii oO
Mine=Min3 De WorRr
Lol=LoLxX/lolXX/lORxX
Sentence=WaaHHH.Ur H@iR cUte CuT3 de worRR.LorXXx.KawAiI oO.
MiNd iNtr0 MarRr????xoXoxOxO
Get an AH LIAN name
popular examples
BiBiXx Full
KawII
JaPan PwInceSS
BaObEiI
To be an elite AH LIAN
GET EXTENSIONS!!!!!FRY YOUR HAIR!!!!GET MORE THAN 1000 friends on Frienster!!
Favourite Show
"Hui Xia Pasta" (wtf is that"????)
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Favourite band
Fei Lun Hai aka Farenheit
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Clothes
Fake Bape/Baby Milo/Bapesta
leggings
Bags
FAKE Louis Vuittons,Guccis and "ciplak" Chanel will do just fine
Phones must be glittery.The more the merrier
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SAMPLE OF AH LIAN GLITTER PHOTO
AH LIANS ARE CUTE CUTE and KAWAII!!!!!
TTFN
TaTa For Now....
Sunday, June 1, 2008
THE NEW AH LIAN
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OK, Gabriel intro me to this site and I love it already! I hate hate hate AH LIANs, they are so irritating can die! KaWaiII Neh @@ xoxo!!! They should not be born, they are such a waste of space!
Things I can't stand about chao ah lian:
1. Pose with pouted lips
2. Pose with puffed up lips
3. Make eyes big big looking slightly upwards into the camera
4. Wear huge sunglasses that covers 3/4 of their fugly face
5. Act cute
6. Pose with peace sign near the mouth with pouted lips
7. Their sense of fashion, or not
8. Their fake LV
9. Their hair (esp the straight with fringe wan, chinadoll wannabe type like first picture)
10. I just simply can't stand them
Can even write a book about them! LOL!!!
Don't be surprise they will carry a chihuahua in their bags soon. You never know how is their evolution like. No one knows for sure anyway.
Gabriel has not forsaken me in my mission to eliminate the AH LIAN kind and their acetate framed cheap shades.Anyway,THANKS ALOT CLARE!!!
May we always stay k@WaIi!!!!
yay for anti-ah lian sites!
:D
You know, RPK was put in jail because of sedition, which I think is ridiculous. You see, anything can be sedition IF what they charge RPK is correct (which I don't think it is). I read RPK's post over and over and couldn't find anything that is seditive (if there's such word). Patrick Teoh is right, IF anything also charge sedition, then commenting on the way the mamak making teh tarik is also sedition because calling the guy 'mamak' is already racist and commenting on the way he pulls your tea is sedition.
This blog is FAAAAAAAR from that. It does not touch on political, religious, sexual or racial issue because this Ah Lian Goddess is talking about 'her' own species. I don't see anything wrong with that. Sometimes one really needs to know how to laugh at oneself.
I might not agree with Ah Lian Goddess to put up these ah lians' pictures but at least 'she' put a black strip across their eyes to make them less recognizable. No names were mentioned.
It's people's choice as well to blog about what they want. I've read blogs worse than this. This is considered mild.
To Ah Lian Goddess: Well, I put it in my blog that those who are not comfortable with what I write can put their cursors to the red box with 'X' at the top right hand corner and click it instead of being holier-than-thou, you know what I mean? *wink*
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH CLARE!!!THANK GOD FOR SENSIBLE PEOPLE.ALLELUIA!!!
Ugh.Sebastian.I thought you left????If you Dont like my "crap",why are you STILL reading this "childish shits"??????Arent you supposed to give "suggestions" like you said in your second comment????Like you said,"i dnt see a point of asking u nt to blog abt this either",then why are posting such comments???
fuck off sebastian.
LOVE. THE. BLOG.
i can't effing stand ah lians.
they are a disgrace to my race and nationality.
*p.s. i don't agree wit clare about numnber 4...e big shades one. whats so ah lian about oversized shades? their super chic!
you forgot one more thing. ah lians ALMOST always photoshop their pictures to look more KAWAII -.-
oh n,
EXCUSE YOU sebastian tiew. if u hate this blog so much then stop reading it. sheeesh.
ahlian is not an evil species! hey its none of your business people taking photo like pouted lips,act cute,! r u jealous cos they r pretty??n the way people talk lyk LOLXX..WORRXX..is reLI NONE OF UR BUSINESS duh! i know some of them its really annoying! but just keep to urself ok! dont hurt pple feeelingS!some pple might get angry u create tis blog! u are so free to create this stupid blog huh!! n u have no right to take people photo! u see,people using photoshop is to make their photo look more nice,more attractive! even photographers do that! din u know that?? u try to edit one before n after!! just compare! im thinking are u jealousing them! but if u reli get very frustrated with these kinda people,u also no need to do blog let the whole world knws! u might hurt some people! especially those u grab their photo! i just don understand why u do this!=.= ok u said that they have striped tops,mini skirts,fake eyelashes n so watever! wat the fuck u! who invented those clothes?? its for wearing! the have their own style ok! EVRYONE HAVE THEIR OWN STYLE!! WHY DO U HAVE TO COMMENT ONE THEM?? JUDGE THEM?? U R NUTS!!!!
WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!! IF U'RE JEALOUS THEN SAY SO!!!!U DO NOT HAVE TO CREATE THIS BLOG AND GOSSIP ALL THESE THINGS!!!!U WRITE ABOUT ME HUH??IF I FIND OUT WHO ARE YOU U BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!U DUNNO WHO AM I AND U'RE MESSING WITH DA WRONG PERSON!!!!FOR UR INFO,IM NOT AN AHLIAN BIATCH!!!!
well it ain't Zowie but this her friend, Od here :D and heyy, FINALLY, someone stood up and say what I fucking don't like. HURRAYY ]:) just go awayy ah-lians. Like where's the old school Adam & Eve??
Woohooooo. Finally, I found someone voicing out something that i wanna say since a long time ago. Way to go AH LIAN GODDESS!! CHEERS!!
ps. I saw one of the ah lian which i know, and I've been detested her since a very long time ago. She sores my eyes.
OMG! you are myyy idol. you rawk and keeep it up! :DDDD
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