ASIA'S NEXT TOP AH LIAN

What would I look like if I were Ah Lian
Ah Lian Goddess’s tutorial on how to be ASIA’S NEXT TOP CuT3 K@w@II AH LIAN

RULE 1.LOOKS ARE GOD!!

STEP 1.HAIR





KEEP HAIR STRAIGHT STRAIGHT DE AND FRINGE LONG LONG DE
FRY AND BLEACH HAIR YELLOW YELLOW
PURPWER AND PWINK ALSO CUTEZ CUTEZ DE!!!


RULE 2.

HAIR MUST BE PUFFY POOFY ONE!!!
MAKE YOUR HEAD LOOK DA DA DE Oo!!!!



RULE 3.

MUST WEAR SHINY SHINY DE MIKI MOUSE AND SKULL
KIUK KIUK DE OoO!!!!
BELT MUST BLING BLING DE











RULE 4.

BRA MUST KARWEFUL KARWEFUL DE WORRR!!!!



RULE 5.

SHOES MUST KALERFUL DE
FAKE CONVERSE AND NORTH STAR DE PWEETY OoO!!!!







RULE 6.

SHIRT MUST BE KALERFUL AND STIPEY DE



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RULE 7.
FINGERNAIL YAO KIUK KIUK KARLERFUL DE.FWENCH NAIL ALSO KAWAII!!!





(OMG.look at those rotten nails.kawaii nehh!!!)

YOU ARE FINALLY READY FOR A FWENSTERR ACCOUNT!!!!
COLLECT MORE THAN A THOUSAND FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE YOU GET MORE THAN 2 “FULL” ACCOUNTS........

RULE 8.
FWENSTER DE NAME MUST BE CUTE CUTE DE AND CHOTTOMATEHH!!!!!!






RULE 9.
FEATWURE FWENZZ MUST LOOK KAWAII DE OoO!!!



RULE 10.
KAWAII PWINCESS DE FONE MUST GWITTER GWITTER OoO
MUST 24/7 ON THE FONE WITH LAO GONG





THE GOLDEN RULE
ALL AH LIANS MUST ABIDE BY THIS RULE.
IF THIS RULE IS BROKEN,YOU WILL NO LONGER BE AH LIAN!!!!!!!



EVERY AH LIAN MUST LOOK LIKE THIS DURING ORGASM!!!!!!!

IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AH LIAN
THIS CERTIFICATE WILL BE AWARDED TO YOU



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