PUBLIC APOLOGY

AN APOLOGY ALL AH LIAN SUPPORTERS AND HATERS OF THIS BLOG DESERVES IS RIGHT HERE

ASIA'S NEXT TOP AH LIAN

What would I look like if I were Ah Lian
Ah Lian Goddess’s tutorial on how to be ASIA’S NEXT TOP CuT3 K@w@II AH LIAN

RULE 1.LOOKS ARE GOD!!

STEP 1.HAIR





KEEP HAIR STRAIGHT STRAIGHT DE AND FRINGE LONG LONG DE
FRY AND BLEACH HAIR YELLOW YELLOW
PURPWER AND PWINK ALSO CUTEZ CUTEZ DE!!!


RULE 2.

HAIR MUST BE PUFFY POOFY ONE!!!
MAKE YOUR HEAD LOOK DA DA DE Oo!!!!



RULE 3.

MUST WEAR SHINY SHINY DE MIKI MOUSE AND SKULL
KIUK KIUK DE OoO!!!!
BELT MUST BLING BLING DE











RULE 4.

BRA MUST KARWEFUL KARWEFUL DE WORRR!!!!



RULE 5.

SHOES MUST KALERFUL DE
FAKE CONVERSE AND NORTH STAR DE PWEETY OoO!!!!







RULE 6.

SHIRT MUST BE KALERFUL AND STIPEY DE



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RULE 7.
FINGERNAIL YAO KIUK KIUK KARLERFUL DE.FWENCH NAIL ALSO KAWAII!!!





(OMG.look at those rotten nails.kawaii nehh!!!)

YOU ARE FINALLY READY FOR A FWENSTERR ACCOUNT!!!!
COLLECT MORE THAN A THOUSAND FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE YOU GET MORE THAN 2 “FULL” ACCOUNTS........

RULE 8.
FWENSTER DE NAME MUST BE CUTE CUTE DE AND CHOTTOMATEHH!!!!!!






RULE 9.
FEATWURE FWENZZ MUST LOOK KAWAII DE OoO!!!



RULE 10.
KAWAII PWINCESS DE FONE MUST GWITTER GWITTER OoO
MUST 24/7 ON THE FONE WITH LAO GONG





THE GOLDEN RULE
ALL AH LIANS MUST ABIDE BY THIS RULE.
IF THIS RULE IS BROKEN,YOU WILL NO LONGER BE AH LIAN!!!!!!!



EVERY AH LIAN MUST LOOK LIKE THIS DURING ORGASM!!!!!!!

IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AH LIAN
THIS CERTIFICATE WILL BE AWARDED TO YOU



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An AH LIAN encounter

I had a conversation on MSN with an AH LIAN at around 2am.
It was sort of an interview to enable me,AHLIANGODDESS,to dwell deeper into the lives of these intriguing creatures.The whole thing was atrocious,and worst of all,I got nothing out of the conversation.



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See what I mean?



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Sebastian,your visit and suggestion is most appreciated.But i believe that freedom of speech should be practiced by all bloggers regardless of the post being out of interest or boredom(as you questioned).Besides,that so called "gangster father" wont be able to find me anyway.(I live in West Malaysia)



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There will be a "tutorial"on how to avoid AH LIANS and deal with them(in a positive way) soon.If possible,by tomorrow.I will be interviewing a fellow AH LIAN again.

TTFN
Ta Ta For Now

Ps,I love being AH LIAN at times.

THE NEW AH LIAN

First of all,I want to stress that this is an ANTI-AH LIAN site.
Bitch all you want because I dont bother
If you see a photo that looks like you,DO go around screwing this site and go like "OI!!!!!TAT FOTO MINE DE WORRR!!!!!".It will only give this site free publicity and I would love to see an AH LIAN whine.

AH LIANS are an evil species of mutated homo sapiens,with smaller brains and an IQ level which rarely breaches the 90 mark of a normal human.Most of them are not born with such a condition.According to my statistics and years of painstaking research,97% of AH LIANS are influenced and had their minds and medulla oblongatas tampered with at the age of 12.Once exposed to Hong Kong,Taiwan,Japan and Korean culture,AH LIANS will automatically absorb any information and their brain cells break down.After 48 hours,AH LIANS will suffer from ASS aka AhLian Sasa Syndrome.

The AH LIANS will start speaking in foreign languages such as "Kawaii" or "Hentaii".The AH LIANS will then go into fits of rage for around 5 minutes,then start acting cute and start a Friendster account.The next thing is to do to be an AH LIAN is to hook yourself up with kinky clothes like suspenders,striped tops,mini skirts,hotpants,leggings,fake eyelashes,eyeliner,earrings and a must have,colorful bikini bras that has straps that need to be tied around the neck.

AH LIANS take lots of photos of themselves and go to Glittergraphics and sprinkle virtual disco dust all over their photos and put little "tiaras" on their heads.They tend to make themselves look fairer with Photoshop and change their eye color.The next step is to get a fringe or bang that is cut perfectly straight like in the photo and bleach your hair and get it straightened.



If you have all the characteristics,you are officially a full-fledged AH LIAN,an elite member of the society.The next step is to pose like one.

1.Lick my pussy pose











2."Kiss my cock" lips



















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HOW TO TALK LIKE AN AH LIAN

AH LIAN vernacular

example
Cute=CUTE CUTE DE/KIUK KIUK ONE
Pretty=KaW@ii oO
Mine=Min3 De WorRr
Lol=LoLxX/lolXX/lORxX

Sentence=WaaHHH.Ur H@iR cUte CuT3 de worRR.LorXXx.KawAiI oO.
MiNd iNtr0 MarRr????xoXoxOxO

Get an AH LIAN name
popular examples

BiBiXx Full
KawII
JaPan PwInceSS
BaObEiI

To be an elite AH LIAN
GET EXTENSIONS!!!!!FRY YOUR HAIR!!!!GET MORE THAN 1000 friends on Frienster!!

Favourite Show
"Hui Xia Pasta" (wtf is that"????)



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Favourite band
Fei Lun Hai aka Farenheit



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Clothes
Fake Bape/Baby Milo/Bapesta



leggings



Bags

FAKE Louis Vuittons,Guccis and "ciplak" Chanel will do just fine



Phones must be glittery.The more the merrier



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SAMPLE OF AH LIAN GLITTER PHOTO



AH LIANS ARE CUTE CUTE and KAWAII!!!!!
TTFN
TaTa For Now....