PFTTT

Im tired of this Merdeka shit.
Mahathir must've been on crack or weed when he came up with Wawasan 2020.
If Malaysia can be on par with lets say Singapore by 2020, Ah Lians would be ruling Earth.

A)How can we achieve racial harmony when UMNO politician and Malaysian Minister of Home Affairs,Hishammuddin bin Tun Hussein,son of 3rd Malaysain Prime Minister and also cousin of Perdana Menteri aka Najib is actually a KERIS WIELDING prick.



B)How can there be a Wawasan 2020 when the Malaysia's ruling government is a parasite raping the rainforests for the sake of an defunct 20+ year old uncompleted Bakun Dam project??

C)How can the Barisan Nasional,Malysia's ruling Government,be DEMOCRATIC when organizations such as Hindraf and people like RPK be ISAed because the spoke on behalf of the people????!!!!

D)WHAT THE FUCK IS WAWASAN 2020 WHEN NATIVES ARE LIVING IN POVERTY WHILE POLITICIANS,MINISTERS,CHIEF MINISTERS AND THE PRIME MINISTER ARE STUFFING THEIR POCKETS AND THEIR SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS WITH CASH ALLOCATED FOR DEVELOPMENT AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE RAKYAT????!!!!

E)What about shameful cases such as the murder of Altantuya and Teoh Beng Hock which are publicized worldwide?

F)Is it fair for the women of the Taib Mahmud family to have their necks broken with jewels worth MILLIONS hanging from their necks while the rural Dayaks have broken necks because of years of toiling and POVERTY????



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MAHMUD GIRLS IN MONACO!!

G)IS IT OKAY TO HAVE A PRIME MINISTER WHO HAS VOWED "to bathe the keris with Chinese blood" DURING AN UMNO RALLY IN 1983????

NO!!!!ITS NOT OKAY!!!!
THATS AN INDEPENDANT MALAYSIA FOR ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE.....
BTW, HAPPY MERDEKA *vomits*

BITCH PLEASE!!

Nur Amy namira syireen
LIKE I SAID HOE!
NOBODY DISSES AH LIAN GODDESS MUTHAFUCKA!
NIGGA I NOE WHO THA FUCK YOU ARE!!!
I NOE YOUR WHOLE DAMN FAMILY TREE,YOUR POPPY,YOUR 2 SISTAS AND LIL BROTHA,YO DEAD GRANMAS ,DEAD GRANPAS ,ANTIES,UNCLES
AND ESPECIALLY YO MOMMA,COS I DID HER LAST NITE,AND THE SAME GOES TO YO MOMMA'S MOMMA,HER MOMMA AND SO ON AND SO FORTH WHITE GIRL!!!!

SO IF YOU WANNA BEEF AH LIAN GODDESS,IMMA HUSTLE YO ASS GIRL
IMMA HUSTLE YO SKINNY ASS , REDNECK CRACKA!!!!
IMMA DO YOU SO HARD AT THE BACK OF MY CADILLAC,YO MOMMA GONNA BE PROUD.
COS IF YOU, Nur Amy namira syireen ,OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE GOES ROUND BITCHIN BOUT ME,YOU MESSIN WIT THA WRONG BITCH.
I GOT THEM BROOKLYN HUSTLAS AND THEM SOUTHERN PIMPS BACKIN MY 24'S UP.
CRIPS AND THA BLOODS AND THEM MS13 PLAYAS,LOWRIDERS AND THEM GANGBANGERS.

DISS ME AND YOU GOT ME AND MY HOMEGIRLS TO DEAL WIT CRACKCA ASS HOE!!!!

---convo between owner BengCorpLLC and co-owner ahliangoddess---

ahliangoddess :i JuuzX buy kiuk ki00k scarf l3hrxx !!!!!! (look at my profile pic)
DAMN I vewii K@waII lehrxx!

BengCorpLLC :Its a keffiyeh you dick....What time is it???

ahliangoddess :Tim3 4 mua 2 go Chee Cheong Kai bUyy ellehvee (LV) gwafitti rag



BengCorpLLC :awh FUCK No......

ahliangoddess :WHY SO SAD?????

BengCorpLLC :Cos the human race is doomed?

ahliangoddess :Lidd@t ni@!!!U c 1st lahrXxX!!!I go cop th3m Ksubi shades tH3n u noe








BengCorpLLC : *stabs himself*

ahliangoddess : SoHH@iI N0oobB K1@

FYI,Kanye wears Ksubi shutter shades,not those cheap AhLian ripoffs.

Ah Lian Anthem

Everyone has an anthem.
For me,its Jolin Tsai's Real Man.
For all the pimps and hustlas,its Hustlin' by Rick Ross.
We often hear Akon's Beautiful bangin from some "AhBengified" modified blue Kembara with neon lights and badly cracked fiberglass bodykit.
Since Jolin Tsai has retired,all you Ah Lian hoes out thurr are starting to listen to a new girl group called "By2"

http://profiles.friendster.com/by2fc

http://www.facebook.com/pages/BY2/10719431798?_fb_noscript=1











Theyre only 16 if i aint mistaken.LohrxzZz!!!
I know you ahlian bitches are going to say shit like "dey fAm0uz l3hRxzz!!U juz jelousXs nIa" or "SOh@i knnccb m@ici.Wan dI3 sia j3luxzz n00b kiA?"

No.Im not jealous.Im just pro-Jolin.l0hrXXX.

Frankly speaking,Ah Lians have evolved drastically since the last post in 2008.
No more cheap stainless steel rm4.99 apple pendants,cheap check vests
from Sungai Wang and fake Louis Vuittons.....





or bad haircuts.........




Yes.Ah Lians are upping their game.
As a responsible Ah Lian ,I shall lead our species to greatness....by overhauling your wardrobes......
WARDROBE A) FORMAL
B) CASUAL

Wardrobe A-Formal

1)Every girl needs a handbag.Ah Lians need designer bags.
All you need is a Birkin bag from Hermes.This is THE bag to trump all them Guccis and Louis Vuittons.



3-8 years waiting list.
14 carat pave diamond buckle.
price tag-approx Rm 227688.
Yes.Hermes only makes 5 bags a month.Wait 3 to 8 years for this bag and be Victoria Beckham OR get a car,and no,you cant find one in displayed in an Hermes boutique.

2)Time is money.And money = kawaii.So get a dress or dinner watch.
Ladies Audemars Piguet Royal Oak baguette diamonds.



3 years waiting list
520 FLAWLESS diamonds, 38.4 carats
Price tag-approx Rm 3 million

3)Shoes.I dont know where to start,Manolos,Jimmy Choos,Louis Vuittons...
I'd go for Louboutins though.



HOT

4)A wardrobe aint complete without a Burberry Trench.Drop a few grand and I promise that you wont have to spend a single cent on coats.No shit.



5)Luggage.We “next gen” Ah Lians are globetrotters.Imagine boarding first class and dragging a Samsonite.HELL NAWHH!!!!!
The next time you girls drop by Singapore,check out the Louis Vuitton boutique at Raffles Hotel.Its practically loaded with monogram suitcases and luggage.








Get ready to drop more than Rm 10000 (no its not one thousand,its ten grand) on a suitcase.
My advice,cop the whole set and get your initials hand painted on them at LV HQ at Champs Elysees,Paris.

Wardrobe 2-Casual
For the Ah Lian who just isnt attending a function,or is just heading to a nearby cafe.

1)Shades.Since every legit Ah Lian wears colored contacts,it wont be a problem to ditch the glasses and put on a pair of shades.My pick,Ray Ban Wayfarers.



Timeless,Chic and casual.

2)Get a realy hot watch.My pick,Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore.



Price tag-approx RM164749.Yes.Go get a Mini Cooper or the AP.I’d get the watch.

3)Ok.Lets all be hypebeasts and get a graffiti Louis Vuitton bag.



Hate it or Love it.Its quintessentially Ah Lian.Shouty and bright.
Why?Cos Agyness Deyn has one!



My advice.Get a matching Keepall




4)A green LV bag,a bright pink Royal Oak,and to top it off,a pair of sneakers,and we aint talkin North Star or ripoff Converse Chucks.
Behold.Louis Vuitton X Kanye West.





Suede.Kanye is rockin them.Louis Vuitton.
What more could you ask for.
These babies are retailing from RM 2800 to RM 3600.I need em,and i dont give two shits about the fact that these are for guys.

“Where the fuck are the dresses and the skirts and the blouses?”
Thats up to you.I cant force all of you Ah lians out there to get an Armani top or Ralph Lauren jeans.For the rest of your wardrobe,theres the list above.All you need is more trips to the coiffure and an Amex Black Card.No spending limit.Thats why Jay-Z has one.

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