AH LIAN GODDESS

Frankly speaking,Ah Lians have evolved drastically since the last post in 2008.
No more cheap stainless steel rm4.99 apple pendants,cheap check vests
from Sungai Wang and fake Louis Vuittons.....





or bad haircuts.........




Yes.Ah Lians are upping their game.
As a responsible Ah Lian ,I shall lead our species to greatness....by overhauling your wardrobes......
WARDROBE A) FORMAL
B) CASUAL

Wardrobe A-Formal

1)Every girl needs a handbag.Ah Lians need designer bags.
All you need is a Birkin bag from Hermes.This is THE bag to trump all them Guccis and Louis Vuittons.



3-8 years waiting list.
14 carat pave diamond buckle.
price tag-approx Rm 227688.
Yes.Hermes only makes 5 bags a month.Wait 3 to 8 years for this bag and be Victoria Beckham OR get a car,and no,you cant find one in displayed in an Hermes boutique.

2)Time is money.And money = kawaii.So get a dress or dinner watch.
Ladies Audemars Piguet Royal Oak baguette diamonds.



3 years waiting list
520 FLAWLESS diamonds, 38.4 carats
Price tag-approx Rm 3 million

3)Shoes.I dont know where to start,Manolos,Jimmy Choos,Louis Vuittons...
I'd go for Louboutins though.



HOT

4)A wardrobe aint complete without a Burberry Trench.Drop a few grand and I promise that you wont have to spend a single cent on coats.No shit.



5)Luggage.We “next gen” Ah Lians are globetrotters.Imagine boarding first class and dragging a Samsonite.HELL NAWHH!!!!!
The next time you girls drop by Singapore,check out the Louis Vuitton boutique at Raffles Hotel.Its practically loaded with monogram suitcases and luggage.








Get ready to drop more than Rm 10000 (no its not one thousand,its ten grand) on a suitcase.
My advice,cop the whole set and get your initials hand painted on them at LV HQ at Champs Elysees,Paris.

Wardrobe 2-Casual
For the Ah Lian who just isnt attending a function,or is just heading to a nearby cafe.

1)Shades.Since every legit Ah Lian wears colored contacts,it wont be a problem to ditch the glasses and put on a pair of shades.My pick,Ray Ban Wayfarers.



Timeless,Chic and casual.

2)Get a realy hot watch.My pick,Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore.



Price tag-approx RM164749.Yes.Go get a Mini Cooper or the AP.I’d get the watch.

3)Ok.Lets all be hypebeasts and get a graffiti Louis Vuitton bag.



Hate it or Love it.Its quintessentially Ah Lian.Shouty and bright.
Why?Cos Agyness Deyn has one!



My advice.Get a matching Keepall




4)A green LV bag,a bright pink Royal Oak,and to top it off,a pair of sneakers,and we aint talkin North Star or ripoff Converse Chucks.
Behold.Louis Vuitton X Kanye West.





Suede.Kanye is rockin them.Louis Vuitton.
What more could you ask for.
These babies are retailing from RM 2800 to RM 3600.I need em,and i dont give two shits about the fact that these are for guys.

“Where the fuck are the dresses and the skirts and the blouses?”
Thats up to you.I cant force all of you Ah lians out there to get an Armani top or Ralph Lauren jeans.For the rest of your wardrobe,theres the list above.All you need is more trips to the coiffure and an Amex Black Card.No spending limit.Thats why Jay-Z has one.